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25 Funny Sales Memes Any Pro Can Relate to

Sidney Jones

November 15, 2023

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Everyone could use a little laughter and motivation in their daily routine. Sales days can feel never-ending. If you’re looking for a break from the dialer, we’ve got you covered. Check out these hilariously relatable sales memes that we created and found just for you!

How Your Sales Day is Going

The following sales memes are remixes of a classic funny meme that have been circulating the web for years.

1. The nighttime routine of every introverted sales professional. It’s okay…Exhale. Decompress. And Re-boot:

A crying woman holds her head in distress with the caption, “When you have to decompress from being outgoing all day.”

2. How stiff the competition really is:

A man labeled “Prospect” walking with his girlfriend labeled “Sales Rep” is distracted by a woman labeled “Crappy solution that’s $2 cheaper.”

3. So what if it took 50 years to close that big enterprise deal? Who's counting:

A skeleton stares at a laptop screen with the caption, “When you finally close an enterprise deal.”

4. We know you love to talk up those product features, but somebody had to say it… No one cares about features:

A woman labeled “Your Prospects” avoids a woman labeled “Trendy Features” walking towards her with open arms.

5. The most painful sales objection you’ll ever hear is like a shot to the heart:

An elderly man labeled “Me” kneels on the ground gripping his chest while an elderly woman labeled “Prospect: I’ll think about it” runs towards him.

Sales Work Memes

Getting a new perspective on sales is easy when you see a meme that delights or inspires you.

6. Don’t listen to what they told you about cold calls. Choose the right path:

A confused woman stands at a crossroad. One road is labeled “Cold calls are your biggest money maker” and the other road is labeled “Cold calls are dead.”

7. “Fresh Leads” are music to our ears. Say it again:

An arm is extended out with goosebumps and hairs sticking up. The caption reads, “Fresh Leads…”

8. Who remembers the original “AI”?

A family reads a children’s storybook. The caption reads, “Let me tell you the story of the original AI…Allen Iverson!”

9. Please don’t take your chances with stale data. You know you’re gonna get hurt:

A woman’s hand labeled “Me” reaches out to touch a cactus labeled “A purchased leads list”

10. Absolutely no one:

How close overly enthusiastic sales reps are to losing their minds when they have to be quiet for more than 10 seconds on a discovery call:

A hand extends out in a pinching gesture. The caption reads, “This Close…”

Sales Memes for Goals

The following funny sales memes are related to goals, productivity and leadership. I'm sure a lot of sales pros can related to the following sales memes.

11. Every sales team at the start of the quarter:

Split image of a monkey puppet labeled “Sales Team.” Caption reads, “Leadership: Let’s make this quarter bigger and better than ever!”

12. That end-of-month pressure can be intense. We’ll let you know when it’s time to panic:

A salesperson sits at his desk piled high with papers. The caption reads, “When it’s EOM and you still haven’t met quota.”

13. Selling during slow seasons isn’t for the faint of heart:

A fireman tries to put out a burning house. The caption reads, “Trying to increase close rates during a recession”

14. When a client actually comes through with a referral:

An elderly woman labeled “You” adjusts her glasses to see her computer screen better. The caption reads, “When you actually get a referral who follows through.”

15. The paranoia behind lead generation is real. It’ll keep you up at night if you let it:

A man lays in bed wide awake. The caption reads, “The moment you wonder if you have enough leads.”

16. With so many lead-generating tools out there, the options can feel overwhelming:

A salesperson stands in front of a wall-length chalkboard filled with math equations. The caption reads, “Me trying to figure out the best way to grow sales.”

17. Sales Math: 1 year for a salesperson = 7 years for a regular person.

A drawing of a horse, where the back end is intricately drawn and labeled “Salespeople at the start of the month.” And the front end is crudely drawn and labeled “Salespeople at the end of the month.” — Image Credit: Ali Bati

18. Securing a consistent stream of hot leads got us like:

Split image of a woman frowning, labeled “Getting a few leads for sales” and smiling, labeled “Unlocking a steady flow of quality leads.”

19. You’re only one sales rep, and you can only do so much. We feel your pain:

20. Those quality leads are literal gold:

A woman laughs as confetti falls on her. The caption reads, “The moment you find a highly qualified prospect.”

21. “We have too many leads,” said No One. Ever:

A woman administers a lie detector test. The caption reads, “Prospect: We already have too many leads. Me: You sure about that?”

22. No pipeline. All your data is stale. And you’re still wondering:

A clown looks at their reflection in a floor-length mirror. The caption reads, “How come I’m not making any sales?”

23. There’s no greater feeling in the world:

A squirrel stands on a bench with their arms extended up. The caption reads, “When you hit the sales goals for the quarter!”

24. Never let the gatekeepers see you crack:

A cartoon man cries while wearing a smiley face mask. The caption reads, “When you get stuck at the gatekeeper’s desk.” — Image Source: Unknown

25. So you’ve got enough inspirational quotes to write a book, but no leads:

A woman looks annoyed at her friend, while they talk over coffee. The caption reads, “When your manager sends you motivational quotes instead of leads.”

We hope these 25 hilarious sales memes put a smile on your face and made your day go by just a little faster. Now get back to hitting those goals and crush the day! Happy selling!

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